If only I could reach through computers to slap people

I'm so sick of people posting stupid shit posts about "send this/post this to X people, and Y will happen or Z will happen!"
It's like some arcane formula based on specifically how you annoy someone in a digital medium that re-alignes the universe's events to either grant you some pitiful boon, or cause some horrific and implausible "thing" to occur to make you wish you'd listened to a permanent grade-schooler's idiotic commands.
Therefore, I've decided that whenever I come across a chain-message of any kind, I'm going to immediately send this to the offender:
ಠ_ಠ
YOU
need to stop posting shit comments.

I encourage you to do the same.

ಠ_ಠ I have so many more things I need to be doing at this moment.

ಠ_ಠ

Yet, here I sit, making a blog, when I need to be getting a shower, figuring out some crap for an RPG, studying, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and getting to a wedding on time.

 

I look forward to wasting huge amounts of time here.