I have come to the realization that my entire life has been a serious of mind-wreckingly funny one-liners that would not be funny in the least if said without context, and the explanation required to create context would suck the humor out of each phrase like a giant mosquito with the last living mammal on the planet.
At any rate... I was supposed to have a class, Composition 102 tonight, but it seems I may have been thrown from a moving vehicle while I wasn't paying attention, because my neck and back have got to be broken in multiple places. Oh wait. Must be the fibro' playing tricks on me.
Whatever... anyhow, I'm going to go take some muscle relaxers, have some dinner, and try to write a paper while I have limp-noodle limbs and food-coma. Should make for interesting reading for my professor, at least.
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