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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Google is Retarded

Google is fucking retarded- NO! I don't want to hear it; I know that it's politically incorrect, but Google really is fucking retarded.
I typed in "music from timesplitters," since the video game Timesplitters has music the likes of which one might search for. The feature that automatically tells you "I got this" and provides you with popular seaches stopped me at "music from timespl" because it had filled it out below my text. I pressed the Down key, then the Enter key.

It brought me to "music from hard times." Um, okay, must have been a glitch. I clicked the Back button, and re-entered my text in full, then pressed Enter. The page I saw confused the shit out of me (literally; I needed to go void my bowels after this). The page was "music from fast times at ridgemont."
What the flipping flapjacks is this shit? Google, give me what I asked for, or I'm going back to Yahoo, you butt-turd.

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